Cook me up some raptor Gizzards

I live among the Long Necks and Giant Lizards

Low brow bitches with nose bones and tits that are bigger

I once caught a prehistoric catfish from the river

Threw it on a rock and sauteed it for dinner

I eat pterodactyl meat and shit mammoth liver


I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand



I met this cave bitch on a mountain in a blizzard

Her tits were pale frosty white as they shivered

she asked me what I could give her

Two large stones and stick made that sabertooth pussy quiver

Then I left her to fetch me another one for the winter


I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand


I once fought a futalognkosaurus, the giant chief lizard

But it didn’t stand a chance

I was declared the winner

I skinned that motha fucka

And fried up some filets for dinner

Then I went back to my cave and fucked that pussy all winter


I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand