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Original Caveman

by Nomad Desert

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Vocals: Berzan Önen (Turkey)

Guitar / Bass: Jephro (North America)

Drums: Ales Sobol (Belarus)

Cover Art: DALL·E (Open AI)

lyrics

Cook me up some raptor Gizzards

I live among the Long Necks and Giant Lizards

Low brow bitches with nose bones and tits that are bigger

I once caught a prehistoric catfish from the river

Threw it on a rock and sauteed it for dinner

I eat pterodactyl meat and shit mammoth liver


I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand



I met this cave bitch on a mountain in a blizzard

Her tits were pale frosty white as they shivered

she asked me what I could give her

Two large stones and stick made that sabertooth pussy quiver

Then I left her to fetch me another one for the winter


I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand


I once fought a futalognkosaurus, the giant chief lizard

But it didn’t stand a chance

I was declared the winner

I skinned that motha fucka

And fried up some filets for dinner

Then I went back to my cave and fucked that pussy all winter


I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

I am The Original Caveman

Before your time I roamed this land

The shit I saw you’ll never understand

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released June 22, 2022

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"A collective of musicians from across the globe collaborating together to create an infectious groove that owes a debt to a plethora of bands both old and new!" - FDJ

"Raw and savage, like teeth slicing through a nice piece of meat 🍖 😬" - Braumeister Bartmann
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